i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Man, jail baloney is awful.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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