Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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