She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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