nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
it glows. i had to have it.
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Randomize
