so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
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