wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
