Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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