we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
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Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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