we're blogging at a bar
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
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