If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Randomize
