I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
Randomize
