i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Randomize
