Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
Randomize
