Do vagina's smell?
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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