So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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