he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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