Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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