Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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