how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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