North Korea, Best Korea!
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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