He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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