found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
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