Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
Randomize
