lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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