I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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