My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
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