Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Randomize
