i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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