I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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