This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Just cropdusted the office
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I'm bleeding and have questions
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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