yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
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