haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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