I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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