He is such a slut. More and more my type.
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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