Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
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