Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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