Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
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