I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
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