I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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