the day after is always just damage control
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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