So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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