Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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