Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
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