You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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