god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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