Midget sex pt 2 tonight
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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