We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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