I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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