More tranny stories later!
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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