We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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