You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
drinking out of a sandbucket again
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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