I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Banned from zoo.
Again?
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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