doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
My breath smells like gin and sadness
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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