I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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