Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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