they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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