jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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